There he is
Aye
do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me
having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime
all the cooter carriers know The Slime
this is a hit with the slimers
“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps
I need a sticker for surviving 2023 so I made one and thought I’d share it with you all too. Reblog to give everyone stickerssss
medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
kitchen appliance backstreet boys: you are... my fryer
employer backstreet boys: you are... my hire
ancient greek backstreet boys: you are… my lyre
electrician backstreet boys: you are... my wire
Driving backstreet boys: you are… my tire
appliance backstreet boys: you are... my dryer
[hits side of cd player so that it stops time traveling and gets to the next fucking line dammit]
wizard backstreet boys: the one… descryer
funeral director backstreet boys: bereave, when I say
ghost backstreet boys: I haunt it that way
19th-century American dressmaker smuggling fabric back from Europe under her skirts to avoid paying the customs duties backstreet boys: SILK TO HIDE
one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week